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trickshift:

nicelegsdaisypukes:

robot: i don’t understand. what is… love?
scientist: oh… well. i. love is-
robot: ahahaha i’m just fucking with you. anyway i found some cool swords online i want you to buy for me

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(Source: spacetwinks)

waking up: haha fuck
#me

exceptional-y:

Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.

jadaclash:

fandomstuck: attack on titan fandom and warrior cats find out that her writer and his main character share the same name.

dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

(Source: synecdoche)

I’m drawing Equius right now and he looks disturbingly like Mitt Romney…

bmacconnell1:

slipstreamborne:

phemiec:

slipstreamborne:

phemiec:

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And my headcanon voice for Feferi is and always has been Sarah Palin.

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…I think I have a problem. Or a new AU. 

YES YES GOOD I APPROVE

MAY I SUBMIT MY GINGRICH!ERIDAN TO THIS AU? 

No seriously

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don’t encourage me

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I could do this

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all day

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Bringing this back because it is still terrifying and perfect.

Politicstuck.

parallelpie:

buttersnug:

luxwing:

He’s here

HE  I S  M U L T I P L Y I N G

pls no

(Source: whatthebec)