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(Source: having-some-tea-with-benedict)

not to offend anyone here but, im beautiful and anyone would be lucky to have me

(Source: supremelaxbro)

#me

aliens-ate-my-mum:

accidentally opening your front camera
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trickshift:

nicelegsdaisypukes:

robot: i don’t understand. what is… love?
scientist: oh… well. i. love is-
robot: ahahaha i’m just fucking with you. anyway i found some cool swords online i want you to buy for me

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(Source: spacetwinks)

waking up: haha fuck
#me

exceptional-y:

Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.

jadaclash:

fandomstuck: attack on titan fandom and warrior cats find out that her writer and his main character share the same name.

dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

(Source: synecdoche)